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Fri, Mar. 3rd, 2006, 03:43 pm
realpaid: It's time to cash in

I just realized last night the incredible gravy train that MOOism has been missing out on for far too long: consumerBLATT.

Take a look at the Insane Clown Posse. (No, really, take a look... they're morons) But they've got it all figured out.
Step 1: create a cult.
Step 2: make it so that status in the cult requires purchasing swag.
Step 3: make 1 million US dollars.

This is the Grate Profit of MOO that we've all been waiting for for years. All we need are some T-shirt designs and a more aggressive viral internet campaign. Let's get the old MOOism engine running again, this time in the holy name of cashola! For once we can use this cult as an instrument of evil, not good!

Can I get a "hell-yeah"?

Sat, Mar. 4th, 2006 07:01 am (UTC)
pfloide

You could get a "hell-yeah" - but wouldn't you rather have this flash "Hell-Yeah" t-shirt? It'll only cost you fifteen bucks, and you'll be the first on your block!

Tue, Apr. 18th, 2006 10:38 am (UTC)
(Anonymous)

Design it, send me the image, and I'll add it to the shirts that are currently for sale.

If you're quick about it, you could have one for the Freak Family Picnic.

- Half-Mad